NEWS FROM THE STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK BUNKER
Sunday, December 29th, 2024BUNKER BOY and SERGEANT PAULIE wish all of our readers a wonderful Christmas season, and a happy and holy Hanukkah!!!
REPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. December 23, 2024.
TROLLING THE INTERNET, SCOURING THE NEWS, AND FIGHTING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, ONE STORY AT A TIME:
1. I DON’T ALWAYS LISTEN to socialists, but when I do, I buy more ammo.
2. TWILIGHT ZONE: Imagine if you will, pardoning your son for the crimes you impeached your predecessor for investigating. [sent in by Gunsmoke Larry in Nevada]
One of Biden’s first acts was to claim that Hunter’s laptop computer was fake and should not be believed. And one of his last actions was to pardon Hunter for all of his crimes shown on the same laptop. Joe Biden was found to be too mentally impaired to stand trial for mishandling Top Secret documents, but now he is competent enough to give out dozens of pardons. Old Joe’s brain was too impaired for him to stand trial, but he had access to the nuclear codes for four years, and Democrat leaders said nothing! FUHGGEDDABBBOUDDITT!!!
3. NEVER FORGET: While Hunter Biden was selling access to “the Big Guy”, Biden’s FBI sent SWAT teams to the homes of pro-lifers, put spies in Catholic churches, framed January 6 defendants, and prosecuted President Trump with lawfare.
4. IT WAS SO COLD in New York City last week I saw a Democrat politician with his hands in his own pockets.
5. TRUMP 47’s CHRISTMAS SONG: “He’s making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out
Who gets deported by I.C.E.
Tom Homan is coming to town!”
6. GELLER REPORT: THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION lifted the ban on Iran’s frozen money and sent this America-hating regime $10 Billion dollars! At first, I thought it was a story from the Babylon Bee, a satirical site, but it is true. Our naive State Department said that Iran can only use this money for “humanitarian purposes.” If you believe they will comply with this, I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell to you. When Trump takes office next month, he will impose sanctions against Iran again, so they will not have more money to engage in their terrorism. This $10 Billion will be used to purchase weapons to use against Israel, and to kill American soldiers. Wake up, America! This is not the Democrat Party of FDR, JFK ,or even Bill Clinton. Today’s Democrat leaders hate Israel and America!
PAM GELLER reports that Iran imposes the death penalty for women who dare to expose their hair. Remind Democrats of this when they start preaching about “women’s rights.”
7. IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS since the attempted assassination of Pres. Trump in Butler, PA. After the initial flurry of information, there has been little or nothing said about Thomas Crooks, the man who shot Trump. We don’t know why he had three encrypted bank accounts in Europe, why he had 18 burner phones in his knapsack, or who he was talking to on his phone just prior to the shooting. Were his phones wiped clean by the FBI and/or Secret Service? Why is the Secret Service blocking Congress from investigating the shooting? Was this a government plot to kill Trump? Was Crooks talking to his government handler just prior to shooting the former President? Something ain’t kosher here, folks.