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VIDEO – THE BOXER REBELLION

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

a VIDEO spoof on Barbara Boxer and the General –

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixiYZ9DPk8o&feature=player_embedded

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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – DEALING WITH THE FHA

Saturday, September 25th, 2010
Have no idea whether this is true or not but it certainly makes a funny story!
Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing
home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here’s a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:
You have to love this lawyer……..

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply.

(Actual reply from FHA):
“Upon review of your letter adjoining your client’s loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin.”
Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:  (more…)

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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – MUSICAL VIDEO – OLD ROCK STARS

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

A SPECIAL TREAT!

This music video is hilarious — and appropriate for many of us!

biggeekdad.com/2010/06/old-rock-stars/

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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

Woman shot in the head


Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. He became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed  that Linda’s eyes were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an  hour.

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because  the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat and an Obama supporter, but that could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analysed and it was determined to be Bush’s fault.


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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE VIDEO – Clarke and Dawes Asks the Million Dollar Question

Monday, May 24th, 2010

How Can European Broken Economies Pay Back Other Broken European Economies?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOanwJhebA&feature=player_embedded

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On The Lighter Side – Best Joke for 2010

Thursday, April 29th, 2010

Best Joke For 2010 So Far

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell so it is a local call”.

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You Picked A Fine Time To Lead Us, Barack

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W57aBMYKvU

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Cartoon – Hillary’s Secret Thoughts

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

Hillary RussiaHillary Russia

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On The Lighter Side – Catholic School

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

CATHOLIC SCHOOL

1+2 = 3
> Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working….
> Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
> His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors,
> flash cards, special learning centers.
> In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
> Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello.   Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
> Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
> To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
> This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
> Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math.   She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’
> Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’
Have a wonderful day and God Bless

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Military Humor – Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

Military Wisdom

“If the enemy is in range, so are you.” — Infantry Journal

“It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.” — US Air Force Manual

“Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.” — General MacArthur

“You, you, and you … Panic. The rest of you, come with me.” — U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

“Tracers work both ways.” — U.S. Army Ordnance Manual

“Five second fuses only last three seconds.” — Infantry Journal

The three most useless things in aviation are: Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you. — Basic Flight Training Manual

“Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.” — Maritime Ops Manual

“Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.” — Unknown Marine Recruit

“If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.” — USAF Ammo Troop (more…)

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