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Marc’s Private Jewish Political Fantasies
By David Lawrence / 12 February 2015 / 0 Comments(This is a SATIRE)I am Marc. I am liberal. I voted for Obama. I know that doesn’t seem that wise now, but back then I was thinking of the Nazis and how Obama never said anything nasty like them. He was all positive about brotherhood and love. He sucked me in. He was beautiful. He wore nice suits.As a Jew I obviously hated right wing Nazis. Obama’s closeness to left wing communism made me feel that he was safe and an ally of my people. That was before writers like Lionel Goldberg discovered the concept of liberal fascism. Before I realized that Nazism and Communism had the same theocratic, large bureaucratic base. That left met right in a handshake of destruction.Obama said he liked Israel. Well, he also said that the most beautiful sound was the Muslim call to prayer from the mosque. I guess that was on days when his wonderful peaceful Muslims were not decapitating innocent people or raping children. Let’s not forget the crucifixions. Muslims crucified Christians as a cruel mockery of the religion they hated.The crucified by Isis don’t make beautiful sounds like Obama’s call to prayer. Obama is almost Godly. He forgave all the terrorists for their atrocities and didn’t even name them terrorists. He didn’t want to get them angry. He is an appeaser like Neville Chamberlain. Chamberlain was a pacifist like Gandhi. Obama is a great man. He doesn’t care about protecting our particular country. He is truly global and multi-national.Wow. Obama’s Muslim background showed that he was going to bring all the Muslims, Jews and Christians together in a festivity of solemn religion. Maybe he’d even get Reverend Wright’s anti-American Trinity United Church of Christ to break bread with his Muslim heritage.Beautiful thoughts. I was converted by him into the religion of Obamaism before the Greek columns in Denver. He was so beautiful. He even had not-so-bright, lyrically challenged, unmelodic Bruce Springsteen sing some blasé lyrics about “Born in the U.S.A”Was Obama born in the U.S.A.? Who knows, but I wouldn’t ask that because I don’t want to be accused of being a doubter or a racist. As a good Jew I would never be a racist. I defend blacks even when they are wrong. Obama is one of the worst Presidents we’ve ever had, but I consider his skin color to be more important than his failings. I applaud the color of his skin, not the content of his character. I am the opposite of Martin Luther King, who should have been more violent and reverse racist like Malcolm X.
I actually partially voted for Obama because he was black. I can’t stand prejudice because of all the prejudice my Jewish people have received. That’s why I chose the Democrats instead of the Republicans who actually stopped slavery. (more…)
Conservative Congressional Candidate Bill Randall was the victim of a hate crime when one of his large campaign signs was graffitied with racist slogans. This parody is based on an ACTUAL INCIDENT that took place in early Oct 2011. Ironically, the location was less than 50 miles to the east of the infamous “Duke lacrosse” scandal, in which charges against that sports team were fabricated and unsubstantiated. Yet, in this incident (with obvious facts and evidence), the Liberal media has ignored the story because it does not fit the strawman template of rampant racism and bigotry in the Tea Party.
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David Kahane
January 4, 2011 It’s the happiest of New Years: We have another Palin to drive us crazy. Okay, I’ve just about had it with you people. Yes, I’m talking to you, the Palin family of Moosewhack Village, Bumblefork County, Alaska, USA, Earth, Universe. I mean, who in the name of old Joe Hill are you to be constantly coming into my living room unannounced and uninvited? It was bad enough when the most unqualified person in American life — I’m talking to you, Sarah — had the effrontery to run for vice president. It got even worse when, after your well-deserved shellacking at the hands of the most qualified person in America — that would be His Exalted Majesty, the Emperor Barack Hussein Obama II, Lord of the Flies, Master of the Hoops, and Keeper of the Holy Cities of Honolulu and Chicago — you refused to slink off into the obscurity of the Arctic Standard Time Zone, or whatever that place is called where the sun don’t shine. Now you even have your own reality show, on which no moose or caribou is safe. But while you’re banging away at the wildlife population and then popping their remains in a pot for dinner, you’ve bequeathed us Bristol, little miss Dancing with the Stars and now the proud owner of some choice Arizona real estate, to carry on the family tradition of driving us nuts. (more…) |
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Best Joke For 2010 – So Far
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell so it is a local call”.