ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – VIDEO – AN ITALIAN PRESIDENT
Monday, December 13th, 2010
Archive for the ‘On the lighter side’ Category
VIDEO – THE BOXER REBELLION
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010a VIDEO spoof on Barbara Boxer and the General –
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixiYZ9DPk8o&feature=player_embedded
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – DEALING WITH THE FHA
Saturday, September 25th, 2010|
Have no idea whether this is true or not but it certainly makes a funny story!
Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing
home titles back potentially hundreds of years.. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here’s a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:
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You have to love this lawyer……..
A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply.
(Actual reply from FHA):
“Upon review of your letter adjoining your client’s loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin.”
Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows: (more…)
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – MUSICAL VIDEO – OLD ROCK STARS
Sunday, September 5th, 2010A SPECIAL TREAT!
This music video is hilarious — and appropriate for many of us!
biggeekdad.com/2010/06/old-rock-stars/
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE – WOMAN SHOT IN THE HEAD
Wednesday, August 4th, 2010
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ON THE LIGHTER SIDE VIDEO – Clarke and Dawes Asks the Million Dollar Question
Monday, May 24th, 2010How Can European Broken Economies Pay Back Other Broken European Economies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOanwJhebA&feature=player_embedded
On The Lighter Side – Best Joke for 2010
Thursday, April 29th, 2010Best Joke For 2010 – So Far
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell so it is a local call”.
You Picked A Fine Time To Lead Us, Barack
Tuesday, April 6th, 2010Cartoon – Hillary’s Secret Thoughts
Sunday, April 4th, 2010
Hillary Russia
On The Lighter Side – Catholic School
Sunday, March 21st, 2010CATHOLIC SCHOOL
1+2 = 3
> Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can’t even begin to imagine how their mind is working….
> Little Zachary was doing very badly in math.
> His parents had tried everything…tutors, mentors,
> flash cards, special learning centers.
> In short, everything they could think of to help his math.
> Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him In the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn’t even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying.
> Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner.
> To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
> This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference.
> Finally, little Zachary brought home his report Card.. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, His Mom looked at it and to her great surprise, Little Zachary got an ‘A’ in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.. She went to his room and said, ‘Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?’ Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no.. ‘Well, then,’ she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? WHAT WAS IT?’
> Little Zachary looked at her and said, ‘Well, on the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren’t fooling around.’
Have a wonderful day and God Bless